Have you ever wanted to become the next Wolf of Wall Street?  Well, now it is easier than ever!


Day traders everywhere are making the jump in using the sleek new app called Robin Hood.  The revolutionary software allows for unlimited trades without having to pay a cent of commission.  You heard me right, absolutely no commissions.  Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?  Well, we thought so, too.  Lucky for you, we took the liberty of running a background check on this app for you.  After thorough investigation, here is everything you need to know about how it works and why it is 100% legit.


  1. Robin Hood makes all its revenue on interest from uninvested cash.
  2. They will never charge commissions because not charging commissions is exactly why people use the app.
  3. The design won the Apple Design Award.
  4. Robinhood Financial is a member of the Securities Investor Protection Corporation, which protects its member up to $500,000.



Now that you know you won’t be scammed, you might be wondering how exactly to use this magical software.  Well, it’s your lucky day, we have you covered on that, too.  First, you’ll need to attend a prestigious college, buy a few $20,000 suits, and look like Leonardo DiCaprio in the Wolf of Wall Street.  Just kidding.  Keep your pajamas on, hide your crummy transcripts, and trade your way to riches like never before.  Here is how it works.

  1. Find and download the Robin Hood from the App Store.
  2. Create a username, password, and link the app with a checking account.
  3. Find your stock and set your price price.
  4. Buy or sell at any time.


That’s it!  It’s really that simple.  Have fun trading! If you need some help on choosing stocks, follow these tips.